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That awkward moment when you see someone that...
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the-absolute-funniest-posts: News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence News in America: cannibal eats man’s face Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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Do sluts call their private parts "public parts"? →
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Listenneighborhood-hooligan: brendonross: The...
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rubywhiterabbit: My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
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smecklesandmoose: weirdelle: n-o-v-e-m-b-e-r—11th: LOLOLOLOLOL. Omfg I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song. I JUST DID THE LIDSEY LOHAN OF SPRAYING SPIT EVERYWHERE!!  
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“FINALLY, I can link my Facebook account to my Tumblr account so all my friends...”
– No one, ever. (via scoldylox)
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luckyy-charms: xmaryanngonzalez: videohall: Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious. THAT’S MINDBLOWING. WHAAATT!?!?!?
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last day of school
other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :')
me: adios bitchachos
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today, i was presented with a choice...
knewdrew: i had $54. i could either… pay my $54 phone bill or i could spend $1 dollar on a watermelon arizona and get my phone turned off until tomorrow when i have another dollar.
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frickingloki: sassy-gay-karkat: its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres they still arent in new york
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fonmasterguard: So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
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parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
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i hate nights like this where i cry myself to...
it happens way too often
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“It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness. We have...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via selfinspiration)
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